Good choice, Mom
After hearing me give some orders to the Colonel along the lines of bring home a Swiffer if you ever want to stop picking up black crap on your feet walking barefoot in the kitchen, Private 3 (age 5) says:
Hey, Mom. Getting a Swiffer? Yep. Good. They say it’s a dust magnet.
There they go again. And now the 5 year old’s in on it.
