Roses are brown
What the h*ll is up with our 5 year old putting his finger in his, um, bum crack, and then getting his siblings to smell them?!?!?! Where did he learn this?!? Where have I gone wrong???
Overheard last night:
Our youngest son: Hey (our daughter’s name)…smell my fingers, they smell like roses…
The sister: Ack! cough, cough…gag, Mo-o-o-o-o-o-m! He put his fingers in his (I’ve stated this before) and made me SMELL them! Mo-o-o-o-o-o-m!
Me: speechless. I have not been trained for this.
