Sick Sick Sick
Of hearing about stupid Tom Cruise and misguided Katie Holmes. At least I hope she’s awestruck and misguided, and not in her right mind to be down with Cruise and all that Scientology hoo-haa.
And I’m so sorry for this innocent baby that just entered the world with whacko Tom as a dad. And why is some celeb’s baby’s birth the end-all be-all in the news world? We have nothing better to fixate on? Last night’s 11 o’clock local news reported the first pic of new baby will fetch between 3 and 5 mil. MILLION. Some idiot paparazzi is going to kill someone trying to get that shot.
And oh, good ol’ Tom says they’re so so focused on the baby right now, they’ll think about a summer or fall wedding. Good to see Scientology has all it’s priorites lined up. Make sure the birth is silent, wouldn’t want to traumatize the baby. No sweat her parents aren’t even married. Wouldn’t want to rush into anything. Yeah, we all remember the moment we were born. Personally, I’m still in therapy over that one. If only I hadn’t heard my Mom groan that one time. And did that doctor have to use forceps? I still have nightmares.
Well, in true Hollywood form, what’s most important gets the most coverage. And the kookiest people seem to rise swiftly to the top. At least our 10 year old knows which end is up. He commented, hey, why don’t those people know how to get married and stay married before they get to having babies? Don’t they care?
I guess not, hon.
Hoo-haa is right!
Comment by Better Full — April 21, 2006 @ 2:02 am
You are completely right. At least your son is on the right track! Scientology scares me.
Comment by Erin s. — April 21, 2006 @ 7:44 pm